Damn do I ever love to ramble and boy do I dig the sound of my own voice. Now I can rant all I want and never have to worry if you're paying attention.
Ottoman Sultan Selim II, aka “The Drunkard,” made wine his official doctrine. No, seriously: The Selim doctrine was an actual thing, and all it consisted of was, “Keep Selim drunk.”
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18786_the-5-most-inspiring-things-ever-accomplished-while-drunk_p2.html#ixzz1AK34Al7Q
The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife. The first recorded instance of tenticle rape in japanese history. also from an 18th century scroll.
From an 18th century Japanese scroll.
That is not a knapsack. That is his real sack
Caption Translated: Man with enormous testicles.
He was appearantly very real. He made his living as a sideshow worker, and his nuts were a meter wide.
