Damn do I ever love to ramble and boy do I dig the sound of my own voice. Now I can rant all I want and never have to worry if you're paying attention.
Ottoman Sultan Selim II, aka “The Drunkard,” made wine his official doctrine. No, seriously: The Selim doctrine was an actual thing, and all it consisted of was, “Keep Selim drunk.”
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18786_the-5-most-inspiring-things-ever-accomplished-while-drunk_p2.html#ixzz1AK34Al7Q
The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife. The first recorded instance of tenticle rape in japanese history. also from an 18th century scroll.
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ArtistAtmosphere
Titleif i was santa claus
AlbumLucy Ford
From an 18th century Japanese scroll.
That is not a knapsack. That is his real sack
Caption Translated: Man with enormous testicles.
He was appearantly very real. He made his living as a sideshow worker, and his nuts were a meter wide.
